The twisted minds of two of the six writers of quot;Scary Moviequot; tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in quot;Epic Movie.quot; The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican quot;librequot; wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a quot;normalquot; resident of a mutant quot;Xquot;-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a quot;Gquot;). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.
Casting: Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Faune A. Chambers, Jayma Mays, Fred Willard